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Editorials July 31, 2009  RSS feed

Beautiful brevity
      Urban legend has it that a creative writing professor at a prestigious West Coast university asked his class to pen a concise essay using each of the following subjects: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. Within moments, one of the students submitted a 12-word essay. It read: “My God,” said the queen. “I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it!”
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For the record
      In regard to a Sheriff’s Blotter item in the July 24 edition, it should be noted that Meathead Movers, a Camarillo-based moving company, was the victim of a crime involving $2,800 in fictitious checks, not the perpetrator.
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